Lanyard Keychain – Totally Titillating

Celebrate the power of the pair with this playful keychain lanyard featuring an assortment of boobs in all shapes and sizes. It’s cheeky (but not that cheeky), colorful, and just the right amount of inappropriate.

Size: Around 5 inches long by 1 inch wide

Feel: Made with layered fabric and fleece for soft, sturdy comfort

Hardware: Finished with metal accents

Note: Handmade with passion, not perfection – each one may vary slightly

I’m not a professional seamstress, but I am a professional mischief-maker. These lanyards are stitched with humor, personality, and a little side boob energy.

Great for gifting, giggling, or keeping your keys close to your chest – literally.

Because everything’s better with boobs.