Lanyard Keychain – F*ck This, F*ck That, F*uck You

This little keychain packs a punch – and a whole lot of personality. With bold black lettering on a sweet floral print, it’s the perfect mix of cute and chaotic.

Size: About 5 inches long by 1 inch wide

Feel: Multiple layers of fabric and fleece for extra comfort

Function: Sturdy hardware to keep your keys, badge, or whatever else you’re juggling

Style: Handmade with passion, not perfection – each one is slightly different

I’m not a professional seamstress, but I am a professional swearer. These are lovingly made with imperfect stitches and perfect profanity.

Stick it on your keys, clip it to your bag, or give it to a friend who just gets it. Either way, it’s functional, floral, and totally fed up.